tornbabyb (tornbabyb) wrote in randal_anderson,

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Clerks FanFic

Hey Everyone..I had some free time and I know I haven't been keeping up with my fanfics lately, but I started writing a new one for anyone to read.

Title: Health check
Characters: Randal, Dante, Leonardo, Jay and Silent Bob
Rating: PG
Warning: Some bad language

It was yet another boring day at the quick stop for Randal and dante. They stood behind the counter waiting for customers.
Dante Sighed with boredom.
"Why did the boss make me come to work on my day off? We haven't had one single customer all day!" Dante moaned.
"Huh. Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" Randal scoffed
"Tell me about it....hey, you'll never guess who called me this morning."
"Who?" Randal asked
"Caitlin Bree. Apparently, she wants to be a couple again. She invited me to a party that her friend is throwing on Saturday, but I told her no dice. I don't want to be cheated on again. She can go waste some other asshole's time."
"Wow Dante, you stood up to Caitlin Bree? I didn't think you had the balls to do that."
"Well thanks a alot."
"You're welcome."

The bell on the front door rings. Randal and Dante turn their heads in suprize as they see Mr. Leonardo walk into the store.
"Oh hey Mr. Leonardo. Uh, is there something we can help you with?" Dante asked.
"Good afternoon, Dante and Handal." Said Leonardo.
"Jesus Christ. How many times to I have to tell you that my name is Randal. With an R not a fucking H."
"Shut up Randal." Dante said.
"Clerks, I have come to the quickstop today to give a health inspection."
"What for? The place is perfectly clean, so why are you doing a health inspection?"
"Because. If I find a single problem that can effect the health of a being, I will be closing this store down for good." Mr. Leonardo told Dante and Randal.
Randal choked on his gum and started coughing.

To be continued...


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